Polandball

Polandball is a countryball in Eastern Europe. He shares borders with Germanyball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Ukraineball, Belarusball, Lithuaniaball and Kallingradball. As of 2019, he has 38 million inhabitants. He also has about 312,696 square kilometers of clay, making him the 69th largest countryball I̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶.

He has great friendships with the allies that helped him against the Nazis. Because he's upside down, he looks identical to Indonesiaball and Monacoball. This resulted in Indonesiaball having a rice hat and Monacoball having sunglasses. Polandball cannot into space even though he thinks he can.

Friends

 * Hungaryball - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! Can best friends since of Middle Ages. Both into hatings  Reich kraut . But why do yuo support Article 13?
 * German Empireball - I keep mistaking yuo for Reich kraut. But yuo grant me independence in 1917, despite fact that yuo had of manies Polish people in land. Yuo're a good guy unlike your   terrifying kaisers.
 * Czechiaball and  Slovakiaball - Other West Slavs. Against migrants like me.
 * Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates  Russiaball.
 * USAball - Good friends. He is of cool guy. I'm in his NATO alliance. There are also many Polish immigrants in  Chicagoball. Gib NASA so I can into space!!!
 * UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys!
 * Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered (oops).
 * Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever! :3
 * Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
 * Indonesiaball - Can into similar flag! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!
 * Lithuaniaball - Long live the  Commonwealth! One day. It will return.
 * Malaysiaball -  Indonesiaball's rival brother! I sold him my PT-91 MBT's which he and  his engineers modified his tanks better than mine to rival  Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by  Indonesiaball and Tringapore.
 * Canadaball - Great friend, gibs maple syrup. Most Canadians are Polish in the prairies. Full respect and love for Canadians!
 * Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
 * Kaliningradball - Plox help me! Yuo of fake Prussian, Help me beat of that  Nazi kraut!
 * South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories, plox!
 * Belarusball - Is of good friend. But also into friend with  Russia...
 * Ukraineball - Thanks for offering help in the Huawei crisis.  He and I are related in bloood, culture, language and smiles. But remember Wołyń in the past! Our past troubles are not relevant to modern era.
 * Italyball -  Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,  Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. He is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy.
 * Chinaball - Yuo sign a deal with me? Nice... .My government and people love you even though you started the virus. Xi like Duda? I guess we can be good friends to fight the virus.
 * Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings yuor tourist in your clay.
 * Japanball - I like yuor anime like Hetalia.

Neutral

 * Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13!
 * Russiaball - DAMMIT! Successor of  Soviet. Although they're also Slavs, our relationship is not good enough. Ghost of his father tried to spoil of our relationships. Still wants to restore his Empire. But we both can into vodka and also equally strong hate gays and the   Fourth Reich Kraut . He also brought a Pole to space.
 * Hesseball and  Monacoball - Is of flag stealers, Monaco made it darker and put sunglasses! WHY DO I HAVE A LOT OF FLAG STEALERS!!!!!. But why didn't I consider Indonesiaball as yet another flag stealer?
 * North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we have working embassies in each other so that should be okay.

Enemies

 * Soviet Unionball - Ruled me for 44 years. He was a very big bully. Stay away from me! Just like the  Nazi, he killed my people! 1940 Katyn, Never Forget! The only 'good' thing I can thinkings of is he helping out in WWII but after that YUO RUINED ME!!! Brainwashed me and my  friends with communism and oppressed my people who dared to speak out! REMOVE!
 * Nazi Germanyball - I hate you, you try get rid of our things, making us poor! At least those allies got you in the end but REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE!