Germanyball

Germanyball, officially the Federal Republic of Germany, is a very wealthy sovereign state and a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. He includes 16 constituent states, covers an area of 357 021 square kilometers, and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest city is  Berlinball. With about 81.8 million inhabitants, Germany is the most populous member state of the    European Unionball (EUball). After the United States, he is the second most popular human migration destination.

Germanyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the  EUball (his son); this also applies for the G7, alongside  USAball,  Canadaball,  UKball,  Italyball,  Franceball, and  Japanball. Recently, he is stuck with immigrants incidents.

Germanyball is often portrayed as an overly hard-working, stern, popular countryball who holds other countryballs up to high standards and often berates them and sends them into debt if they don't meet them. However, under the layer of his stereotypical stoicism is a more tender, caring character, trying to repent for the pain his  past has caused. He can also into smashing computer keyboards.

His national day is on October 3rd.

Friends

 * Austriaball - Bester Freund und Bruder.
 * Hong Kongball - A good friend who likes freedom in Far East Asia.
 * Liechtensteinball - Ist of cute little buddy of  Österreich und  Schweiz.
 * Argentinaball - Ich beatings her in ze 2014 World Cup. Freunde, sometimes Ich meet mit her und take biers.
 * East Germanyball - Ich miss mein communist brother along with ze good ol days.
 * EUball -  Mein Proud Son. Inherited  Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture,  Belgiumball's capital und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of three worlds possessing all of our genius to take over die Welt . Also wants  Ukraineball as birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich bin proud - are strönk.


 * Franceball - Freund zat helpings mich form  EUkugel. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe unser relationship; she und Ich were what  Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had ein sehr sehr complicated, aber similar relationship. She calls mich an Allemagne and Ich call her Frankreich to politely remember that our union ist incestuous even if Ich changed a lot since das  Erste Reich. Also they both gib video games.
 * Mein former colonies;  Cameroonball,  Namibiaball,  Togoball,  Tanzaniaball,  Wisconsinball, und  South Australiaball (He does not know it yet, Mein beautifulle Deutscher Söhne,  Namibiaball ist the most Germanic son. Du will come back soon no worry
 * Estoniaball - Umm, Ich might have heard something about him. Ich am not sure what.
 * Belgiumball - Danke for helping mich take care of  EUkugel. But yuo little flag stealer!
 * USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he was our therapist who did help  Franceball und mir to become Bester Freunde. Therefore, he has taken the role of  EUball's Patenonkel. Und stop to say that du created hamburger, Ich created hamburger. Ich also sent many immigrants to him, and of today, German ancestry is the most dominant in USA, especially in  Wisconsinball, where it was 53.8% in 1990.
 * Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that  Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing  Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under  USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but she drinks nicht lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it. shudders
 * Indonesiaball -Ich give him Tank,also his 3rd president even live in my clay in aachen. BUT ich nein like yuor flag stealer son.
 * Polandball - He forgives me for everything that Ich done. Ich like him a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid. Also try to protect him from that bully  Russiaball. He calls me Niemcy and Ich calls him Polen. WE ALSO ARE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT Because Duda likes me.
 * Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with  delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!, but Erdoğan ist bad und nicht demokratisch or freundlich.
 * UKball - Freundlicher Rivale und der Bruder meiner Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der europäischen Familie. (Please make up your mind about Brexit!!) Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland.
 * Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he ist still ein ally. In ancient times wir were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically the retarded version of Polandball lighthearted anime Polandball. He calls me Germania.
 * Israelcube - Ich hate  Michself. But it's ok.
 * Philippinesball - Mein Tochter Interested at meine green tech and bier. Adoptive daughter of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me. Thanks for worrying if I overworked myself.
 * Canadaball - Danke for the maple syrup und being one of mein G7 summit freund ... but sorry for confusing you with your brother from time to time, Du speak very much alike.
 * Netherlandsball - Mein Bruder. Unser language sounds familiar und wir sind trade partners. BUT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE EU!?!?!?!?
 * Reichtangle - TIME TO LET OUT MY ECONOMIC MACHT!! (Transforms into Economic Reichtangle)
 * Romaniaball - Used to be allies when ich was Nazi and now wir like each other und beide hate Russia.
 * Pakistanball - Ich enjoy trading with him. He sells me pure leather and textiles. He buys from mich machinery and chemicals. We also have good economic relations.
 * Russiaball - Wir are good trading partners now. We agree on pipeline and economic development. Also has alot of Baltic and Volga Germans. I have some Russian workers too~ But sometimes I and  EUball have to remind him to stop being a pussy to us and  Crimeaball is part of  Ukraineball
 * Trinidad and Tobagoball - Haddaway is a good singer.

Neutral

 * Chinaball He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of Scheiße from smog and Industrie, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him, but your coronavirus is infecting me. Also stop hurting democracy. Even Reich agrees to some democracy.
 * Switzerlandball - Kann ich have mein Gold back, please?
 * Hungaryball - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules or You're fired.
 * Ukraineball - Don't worry,  Crimeaball is a part of yuo.

Enemies

 * THE WORST ENEMY - YOU'RE THE REASON EVERYBODY WANTS TO BOMB ME!!! POLAND HATES ME BECAUSE OF YUO AND SO DOES GREECE AND BELGIUM!!! EVEN ISRAEL STILL DISTRUSTS ME BECAUSE OF YOU!!! I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE EVER DONE!!! AND NOW EVERYBODYS WALKING AROUND CALLING ME A NAZI!!!! YUO ARE ZE WORST VATER IN DER WELT!! Glad to Amerika und Frankreich to liberate mich und killed yuo. 1945 is best year of mein life.


 * Crimeaball - YUO ARE A PART OF  UKRAINE AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
 * The PIGS - SCHULDEN! SCHULDEN! IHR SCHULDET NOCH WAS! IHR SEID eine Schande für Europa! Ich werde euch auf die Spieße verfüttern! Weglaufen ist sinnlos aus dem mächtigen Deutschland! GIBRALTAR GEHÖRT DEN BRITEN, DU VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! (English- DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!!!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell this cancerous parasite to  Chinaball. 1918, 1944, 1762, 1917, PAY DEBTS OR ICH WILL ANCHLUSSEN YOU AND MAKE YOU MEIN SLAVE! MUAHAHHAH!
 * West Sumatraball - FLAG STEALER!
 * Kaliningradball - Yuo of Prussian puppet, now shut up!
 * ISISball - DU KLEINES STÜCK SCHEISSE! WIE KANNST DU ES WAGEN, DASS DU MICH AUF DIESEM MARKT MIT POLENS LKW! Ich habe nichts getan, und du hast so viele unschuldige BERLINER NAHE WEIHNACHTEN getötet! FICK DIE IS! ICH WERDE EUCH NACH AUSCHWITZ 2.0 BRINGEN, WENN ICH MIT EUCH FERTIG BIN! (Translation: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK! I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS! FUCK ISIS I WILL PUT YOU IN AUSCHWITZ 2.0 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!)
 * Iranball - DU TERRORIST, DU BIST SCHLIMMER ALS ISIS. DU PROBIERST ANSCHLÄGE IN DER GANZEN WELT ZU MACHEN UND AUCH IN MEIN LAND, MACH ES NUR DU TERRORIST ODER ICH WERDE DICH ANSCHLUSSEN. (Translation: YOU TERRORIST, YOU ARE WORSE THAN ISIS. YOU TRY TO MAKE STOPS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ALSO IN MY COUNTRY, ONLY YOU ARE TERRORIST OR   )
 * Venezuelaball - STOP DOUBBLE DARING ME!!!
 * Brazilball - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY EVER IN MY LIFE! You're even moar idiots than yuor fathers... idiots no... HUETARDED.Remove Hue! So give me your clay. Now.
 * South Koreaball - WEIL ICH VON IHNENIEN WELTCUP VERLOREN HABE! 2 - 0 NEVER FORGET! NEINNNNNNNNNN!
 * Some 51 year old guy - DU BIST BOSE! FIVE OF  THIS GUY'S CITZENS GOT KILLED BECAUSE OF YUO! UND DU RUINED THE REPUTATION FUR TRIERBALL! WHEN I'M DONE WITH DU I WILL PUT DU IN HELL!!!

Constitute States
Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as  Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city:  Berlinball and  Hamburgball. The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of  Lower Saxonyball  Bremenball and  Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary. For regional administrative purposes five states, namely  Baden-Württembergball,  Bavariaball,  Hesseball,  North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Saxonyball, consist of a total of 22 Government Districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2013  Germany is divided into 402 districts (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural districts and 107 urban districts.

List of states

 * Baden-Württembergball-
 * Bavariaball-
 * Berlinball-
 * Brandenburgball, formelly known as Prussiaball -
 * Bremenball -
 * Hamburgball -
 * Hesseball -
 * Lower Saxonyball -
 * Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball -
 * North Rhine-Westphaliaball -
 * Rhineland-Palatinateball -
 * Saarlandball -
 * Saxonyball -
 * Saxony-Anhaltball -
 * Schleswig-Holsteinball -
 * Thuringiaball -